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GEORGE: Hey.JERRY: So, coffee shop?GEORGE: No, I can’t. She knows I go there. It’s not secure. [the call waiting beeps] Hey, I got another call comin’ in. I gotta let the machine get it. Bye.GEORGE: [on tape, singing] “Believe it or not, George, isn’t at home, please leave a mes-saaage at the beep. I must be out or I’d pick up the pho-one. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I’m not hooome.” [beep]ALLISON: George? Are you there? [muttering] I hate that stupid message. I know you’re avoiding me, I’m at the office, please call me, I’ve gotta talk to you. [hangs up] [GEORGE dials a number.]GEORGE: [to phone] Hi, Allison? Oh, I guess you’re not at home.. I probably should ‘ave tried you at the office. Anyway, good to hear from ya, really looking forward to the ball.. [hangs up and happily chuckles] Ha ha!
(via The Suzie)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyband3Gyp1qza49co1_500.png)
GEORGE: Hey.
JERRY: So, coffee shop?
GEORGE: No, I can’t. She knows I go there. It’s not secure. [the call waiting beeps] Hey, I got another call comin’ in. I gotta let the machine get it. Bye.
GEORGE: [on tape, singing] “Believe it or not, George, isn’t at home, please leave a mes-saaage at the beep. I must be out or I’d pick up the pho-one. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I’m not hooome.” [beep]
ALLISON: George? Are you there? [muttering] I hate that stupid message. I know you’re avoiding me, I’m at the office, please call me, I’ve gotta talk to you. [hangs up]
[GEORGE dials a number.]
GEORGE: [to phone] Hi, Allison? Oh, I guess you’re not at home.. I probably should ‘ave tried you at the office. Anyway, good to hear from ya, really looking forward to the ball.. [hangs up and happily chuckles] Ha ha!(via The Suzie)
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- Kramer: will people be able to breath underwater in the year 2000?
- Jerry: some of us
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Lights Out: Justin Bieber and Duranguense — together at last.
[thanks dorian!]
se pasan. malas combinaciones
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![thedailywhat:
The Best Earthquake of the Day: Geologists with Auckland GeoNet announced today that seismic activity recorded during the Foo Fighters’ Tuesday night concert at Western Springs was “similar to volcanic tremors.”
In other words, they literally rocked the place.
50,000 attendees and the band’s powerful sound system are believed to be the source of the event. “The ground was shaking three times per second in a nice rhythmic motion,” said GeoNet Outreach Coordinator Sara Page.
The last time a man-made tremor of this magnitude was picked up by Auckland instruments was during the Rugby World Cup finals, which took place in late October.
[geonet / 3news / photo: nme.]
foo fighters literally rocked the place](http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw9jlaewL51qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
The Best Earthquake of the Day: Geologists with Auckland GeoNet announced today that seismic activity recorded during the Foo Fighters’ Tuesday night concert at Western Springs was “similar to volcanic tremors.”
In other words, they literally rocked the place.
50,000 attendees and the band’s powerful sound system are believed to be the source of the event. “The ground was shaking three times per second in a nice rhythmic motion,” said GeoNet Outreach Coordinator Sara Page.
The last time a man-made tremor of this magnitude was picked up by Auckland instruments was during the Rugby World Cup finals, which took place in late October.
foo fighters literally rocked the place
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Early Bird Special: Sad Keanu may be sad, but he’s still, first and foremost, a gentleman.
[reddit.]
gentleman, sad keanu
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jaja, me hizo el día
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![thedailywhat:
OMG! Adorbz of the Day: For the past four-and-a-half months, Arthur has been helping his freelance writer mum Emily recreate scenes from famous movies, with predictably adorable results
Above: Arthur recreates Rambo: First Blood and The Godfather.
[b3ta.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luctongi8Y1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
OMG! Adorbz of the Day: For the past four-and-a-half months, Arthur has been helping his freelance writer mum Emily recreate scenes from famous movies, with predictably adorable results
Above: Arthur recreates Rambo: First Blood and The Godfather.
[b3ta.]
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ICWUDT of the Day: Nate Smith says: “I came up with a new way to show my son which things he can’t touch.”
Pretty much the only thing he can touch? Parachute pants.
clever
