Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
Prospective client: Yes.
Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.
2 days ago
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soñe que el bajista de los tigres del norte me prestaba su atigrado bajo y luego me lo quitaba. chiales.

soñe que el bajista de los tigres del norte me prestaba su atigrado bajo y luego me lo quitaba. chiales.

3 days ago
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Each day, spend it with me now.

stfn-hndrcksn:

(via chronicdissatisfaction)

so far, i’ve succeeded most of the time

4 days ago
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esto ya es demasiado

esto ya es demasiado

4 days ago
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mercadotecnia en su maxima expresion

mercadotecnia en su maxima expresion

4 days ago
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thedailywhat: What A Difference Seven Years Make of the Day: Not sure I approve of calling Jennifer Aniston a bitch, but otherwise, as far as American audiences are concerned, yep. [via.]

thedailywhat:

What A Difference Seven Years Make of the Day: Not sure I approve of calling Jennifer Aniston a bitch, but otherwise, as far as American audiences are concerned, yep.

[via.]

4 days ago
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forgettobreathe: wordfuck: itsalldead: (via asianxsensation)

forgettobreathe:

wordfuck:

itsalldead:

(via asianxsensation)

4 days ago
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"si mi novia fuera geek le podrida avisar que ya llegue a mi casa con solo mandarle esto: @~"

—

chopan (via chopan)

eso le subiria el rating a alba, aunque no le cambiaria nada

5 days ago
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sheisdeadagain: I love seeing the boyfriends that were dragged to see this tonight that’s me

sheisdeadagain:

I love seeing the boyfriends that were dragged to see this tonight

that’s me

1 week ago
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si parece un oso

1 week ago
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